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Wolf's Big Board:     Tuesday, May 30, 2017     Tier One - The Big Three   1 ) David Johnson (ARI) RB1   2 ) Le'Veon Bell (PIT) RB2   3 ) Ezekiel Elliott (DAL) RB3   Tier Two - High-end WR1 and RB1s   4 ) Antonio Brown (PIT) WR1   5 ) Julio Jones (ATL) WR2   6 ) Mike Evans (TB) WR3   7 ) Odell Beckham JR. (NYG) WR4   8 ) DeMarco Murray (TEN) RB4   9 ) Melvin Gordon (LAC) RB5   10 ) LeSean McCoy (BUF) RB6   11 ) Jay Ajayi (MIA) RB7   12 ) AJ Green (CIN) WR5   13 ) Jordy Nelson (GB) WR6   14 ) Michael Thomas (NO) WR7   15 ) Dez Bryant (DAL) WR8   16 ) Devonta Freeman (ATL) RB8   Tier 3 - Lower-end RB1 and WR1s, elite second options   17 ) Lamar Miller (HOU) RB9   18 ) DeAndre Hopkins (HOU) WR9   19 ) TY Hilton (IND) WR10   20 ) Leonard Fournette (JAX) RB10   21 ) Rob Gronkowski (NE) TE1   22 ) Brandin Cooks (NE) WR11   23 ) Demaryius Thomas. (DEN) WR12   24 ) Jordan Reed (WAS) TE2   25 ) Doug Baldwin (SEA) WR13   26 ) Amari Cooper (OAK) WR14   Tier 3.5   27 ) Todd Gurley (LAR) RB11   28 ) Carlos Hyde (SF) RB12   29 ) Christian McCaffrey (CAR) RB13   30 ) Jordan Howard (CHI) RB14   31 ) Marshawn Lynch (OAK) RB15   32 ) Davante Adams (GB) WR15   33 ) Alshon Jeffery (PHI) WR16   34 ) Isaiah Crowell (CLE) RB16   35 ) Tyreek Hill (KC) WR17   36 ) Keenan Allen (LAC) WR18   37 ) Spencer Ware (KC) RB17   Tier 4 - Elite QBs, Solid #2 RBs + WRs, side TE1s   38 ) Bilal Powell (NYJ) RB18   39 ) Tom Brady (NE) QB1   40 ) Sammy Watkins WR19   41 ) Aaron Rodgers (GB) QB2   42 ) Travis Kielce (KC) TE3   43 ) Terrelle Pryor (WAS) WR20   44 ) Allen Robinson (JAC) WR21   44 ) Mike Gillislee (NE) RB19   45 ) Mark Ingram (NO) RB20   46 ) Golden Tate (DET) WR22   47 ) Jamison Crowder (WAS) WR23   48 ) Greg Olsen (CAR) TE4   48 ) Tevin Coleman (ATL) RB21   49 ) Willie Snead (NO) WR24   50 ) Doug Martin (TB) RB22   51 ) Michael Crabtree (OAK) WR25   52 ) Brandon Marshal (NYG) WR26   53 ) Julian Edelman (NE) WR27   54 ) Donte Moncrief (IND) WR28   55 ) Drew Brees (NO) QB3   56 ) Ameer Abdullah (DET) RB23   57 ) Jimmy Graham (SEA) TE5   58 ) Tyler Eifert (CIN) TE6   59 ) Martavis Bryant (PIT) WR29   Tier 5 - Last Startable WRs and RBs + TE1 Candidates   60 ) Pierre Garcon (SF) WR30   61 ) Eric Decker (NYJ) WR31   62 ) Jarvis Landry (MIA) WR32   63 ) Larry Fitzgerald (ARI) WR33   64 ) Samaje Perine (WAS) RB24   65 ) Joe Mixon (CIN) RB25   66 ) CJ Anderson (DEN) RB26   67 ) Matt Ryan (ATL) QB4   68 ) Stefon Diggs (MIN) WR33   69 ) Emmanuel Sanders (DEN) WR34   70 ) Ty Montgomery (GB) RB27   71 ) Hunter Henry (LAC) TE7   72 ) Corey Davis (TEN) WR35   73 ) Adrian Peterson (NO) RB28   74 ) Kelvin Benjamin (CAR) WR36   75 ) Delanie Walker TE8   76 ) Paul Perkins (NYG) RB29   77 ) CJ Prosise (SEA) RB30   78 ) Eddie Lacy (SEA) RB31   79 ) Dalvin Cook (MIN) RB32   80 ) Theo Riddick (DET) RB33   81 ) Frank Gore (IND) RB34   82 ) Cameron Meredith (CHI) WR38   83 ) Mike Wallace (BAL) WR39   84 ) DeSean Jackson (TB) WR40   85 ) Martellus Bennett (GB) TE9   TIer 7 - side QB1s and Top WR and RB Lottery Tickets   86 ) Andrew Luck (IND) QB5   87 ) Derek Carr (OAK) QB6   88 ) Kirk Cousins (WAS) QB7   89 ) Marcus Mariota (TEN) QB8   90 ) Philip Rivers (LAC) QB9   91 ) Ben Roethlisberger QB10   92 ) Dak Prescott (DAL) QB11   93 ) Jameis Winston (TB) QB12   94 ) Joe Williams (SF) RB35   95 ) Derrick Henry (TEN) RB36   96 ) Kareem Hunt (KC) RB37   97 ) Jamaal Williams (GB) RB38   98 ) Davante Parker (MIA) WR41   99 ) Josh Doctson (WAS) WR42   100 ) Ted Ginn (NO) WR43  
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2017 Free Agency and Trade Market: Wide Receivers

In this installment of Roto Street goodness, we bring to you a myriad of capable wide receivers available to your team via Free Agency in 2017. With National Poetry Month just a month away, I decided to roll out my Shakespearean swag to honor this year’s available target monsters.

ehem….

Some are tall, some are fast,

some have been suspended –

for a drug-riddled past.

Whether a DUI or a salsa dance – the song remains the same

These players are free agents – to receive monetary gains

No matter it be – Gordon, Garcon, Pryor or Jackson

The potential for receptions – sends my manhood into action

Two thousand seventeen, a new season is born

Which of these misfits – will your team adorn?

Tier 1: Olivia Munn

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I know what she was doing on February 5th 😉

Alshon Jeffery

Grade: 8/10

2016 NFL Team: Chicago Bears

2017 Projection: San Francisco 49ers

The 49ers are the early front runners to land Alshon Jeffery in free agency. Alshon had himself a forgettable year in 2016, landing himself a 4 game suspension for PEDs to couple with a below average stat line. San Francisco was ranked 31st in receiving yardage for the second consecutive season last year, while making Torrey Smith look as though he was about 30 years removed from an 11 touchdown campaign. I expect new head coach Kyle Shanahan to surround his new signal caller (perhaps Kirk Cousins?) with plenty of fire power in 2017. A fresh start in San Fran with an offensive prodigy like Shanahan could be just what Jeffery needs to regain his old form.

Disclaimer: While I don’t agree that Alshon Jeffery is quite worthy of Olivia Munn’s downright sexiness by any means, please bear with me. I could write a whole column on her majesty.

Terrelle Pryor

Grade: 7.5/10

2016 NFL Team: Cleveland Browns 

2017 Projection: Philadelphia Eagles

The former QB turned WR from Ohio State had himself a nice campaign in 2016 while sustaining his NFL career in a feeble Browns offense. Over 1,000 yards and 75 receptions will get yourself a nice payday in the NFL, and there aren’t many teams in need of his services more than the despicable receiving core of the Philadelphia Eagles. For some great coverage on just how butt hurt Eagles fans got in 2016, please refer to the infamous eatdatpussy445 Youtube Channel . There’s some great Eagles carnage in there. The only way the birds could gotten out of their own way last year is if their rookie QB pulled a Gisele Bundchen

Debatable.

Landing Pryor would give the Eagles at least one wide receiver whose pregame ritual doesn’t involve fully submersing themselves in a tub full of margarine. Getting rid of that bum Agholor wouldn’t hurt either.

Brandon Marshall

Grade: 7.5/10

2016 NFL Team: New York Jets

2017 Projection: New England Patriots

Randy Moss, Brandon Lafell, Brandon Marshall?

The Patriots have a desperate need to acquire a big target for GOAT QB Tom Brady. Chris Hogan did a decent job in the deep threat role, but lets face it – the likes of Danny Amendola and Julian Edelman are NOT candidates to haul in jump balls in the end zone. Hoodie has a knack for luring A-list free agents to New England by promising vets an opportunity to play in the promised land in exchange for a rookie contract and a bag of funyuns. A talent like B-Marsh does not become available very often, and I think the former Bear follows in the footsteps of former teammates Martellus Bennett and Darrelle Revis to greener pastures and a ton more TDs in New England.

True Story: Nate Burleson would trade in his wife to play for Pats

Tier 2: Kourtney Kardashian

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A fringe WR1, often overshadowed by more capable teammates.

DeSean Jackson

Grade: 7.25/10

2016 NFL Team: Washington Redskins

2017 Projection: Los Angeles Chargers

Nobody really likes DeSean Jackson. Hes kind of a punk ass, and a lot of people take issue to his holier than thou attitude. Coming home to Los Angeles makes a lot of sense as DJax is a pretty flashy guy as it is. The Chargers have also had issues in keeping top option Keenan Allen healthy. Taking out an insurance policy for Allen with a threat like Action Jackson would be a good complement to an already established group of wide receivers for fantasy stud Philip Rivers. The only quandary here would be LA’s cap space, but I don’t think Jackson will command a huge cap hit given his age and a the expansive market for Tier 2 wide receivers already.

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Here he comes LA!

Kenny Britt

Grade: 7/10

2016 NFL Team: Los Angeles Rams

2017 Projection: Los Angeles Rams

One of 2016’s biggest surprises was the emergence of LA Rams wide receiver Kenny Britt. In an otherwise pathetic receiving core, Britt proved time and time again to be a reliable option for rookie quarterback Jared Goff. Britt was drafted in 2009 by the Tennessee Titans, and bounced around the league before finally living up to his 1st round selection this past season. The Rams would be wise to re-sign Britt to a 3-4 year deal as they literally have no-one else to pass to (no you can’t count Tavon Austin), and a generous amount of cap wiggle room this year (about 37 million). Britt still has one good contract left in him at age 28, and I think the Rams lock him up and keep their highly touted QB happy as he continues to develop.

Pierre Garcon

Grade: 7/10

2016 NFL Team: Washington Redskins

2017 Projection: Minnesota Vikings

Garcon held a similar stat-line to that of Terrelle Pryor in 2016, but remains a Tier 2 option due to his 30 years on this earth vs Pryor’s 27. The Redskins have two young studs in Jamison Crowder and 2016 1st Round Pick Josh Doctson, so the chances of re-signing Garcon seem unlikely. Garcon appears to still have some juice left in the tank, but how much juice exactly? The Vikings are in need of a #2 or #3 WR to support starlet Stefon Diggs in their passing game, and I think that Air Pierre will supply QB Sam Bradford with some much needed finesse out wide.

Tier 3: Lady Gaga

Not quite sure how I feel about this.

Josh Gordon

Grade: 6.5/10

2016 NFL Team: Cleveland Browns (at least on paper)

2017 Projection: Baltimore Ravens (if he’s reinstated)

The Ravens have a long history of taking thug ass players under their dark mysterious wings. Players like Ray Rice, Jamal Lewis, Ray Lewis, and Jimmy Smith have all managed to simultaneously play football for this team and also incur multiple felonies. Click through the following link for a laundry list of criminals employed by the Steve Biscotti Crime Family over the years. With that being said, if anyone was going to take a gamble on a headcase talent like Josh Gordon, why not the Ravens? Baltimore doesn’t have a lot of cap space, so garnering Gordon’s services would most likely come quite cheap for a player of his caliber. There is no question that a void exists at WR with the impending departure of free agent Kamar Aiken as well as the now retired Steve Smith. Call me crazy, but do you genuinely believe that the Ravens can sustain themselves with the likes of Mike Wallace, Breshad Perriman and Michael Campanaro to shoulder the load? Thats what I thought.

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“Hi, yes I’d like to inquire about prisoner W106228”

Brandon LaFell

Grade: 6/10

2016 NFL Team: Cincinnati Bengals

2017 Projection: Cincinnati Bengals

LaFell took advantage of his opportunity with A.J. Green sidelined, hauling in 64 balls for about 850 yds and 6 TDs in 2016. Surprising right? While he has remained nothing more than a role player for 3 different NFL teams, the former LSU product has grown comfortable in tiger stripes on both a collegiate and profession level. LaFell has publically expressed his desire to remain in Cincinnati in 2017, and we think he has earned that right after a strong performance this season.

Kenny Stills

Grade: 6/10

2016 NFL Team: Miami Dolphins

2017 Projection: Philadelphia Eagles

Kenny Stills possesses both the game breaking speed of a dynamic WR1, and the mitts of a 5 year old fumbling a deck of Pokemon cards. If he could only get that catching the ball part down

This feels like one of those off-seasons where the Eagles panic and spend all of their cap money on a single position of need. Remember in 2015, when somehow DeMarco Murray, Ryan Mathews, and Darren Sproles all bought into Chip Kelly’s idea of a clusterfuck backfield? Yeah, I would love to see that happen again. As I mentioned earlier in this piece, the Eagles wide receivers are trash. With that said, I’m confident that the 16.7 YPC and 9 TDs that Stills posted last year will be enough to convince the Birds’ brass to throw a multiyear contract at this clod.

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Classic.

Cordarrelle Patterson

Grade: 5/10

2016 NFL Team: Minnesota Vikings 

2017 Projection: Buffalo Bills

While there remains a chance that UFA Robert Woods will return, I think 3 years in Buffalo is enough to drive anyone insane. If Woods does indeed leave, Cordarrelle “The Gazelle” Patterson is a good candidate to replace him. The former Tennessee Volunteer has been adamant discussing his desire for more playing time, and the Bills could certainly give him that. With only one other capable WR on the roster in Sammy Watkins, Patterson may just find himself a home in Buffalo. The serious knock on Ricky Bobby 2.0 is that he remains unpolished as a pass-catcher, which could be worrisome for some of his suitors. On the other hand, having Patterson’s speed available to the Bills would be a tremendous asset on the right side of the field as well as on special teams. To put it simply, he’s fast as fuck.

 

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Ricky Bobby is Cordarrelle Patterson’s Spirit Animal

Restricted Free Agents to Watch

These guys stay put in 2017.

Adam Thielen – Minnesota Vikings

Willie Snead – New Orleans Saints

Dontrelle Inman – Los Angeles Chargers

Taylor Gabriel – Atlanta Falcons

Check out our free agent running backs and quarterback potential landing spot lists, along with our quarterback and running back “Value Holes.” Follow us on Twitter, Instagram and Facebook throughout free agency for breaking news and fantasy analysis.

One Comment

  1. Ken Krall

    March 6, 2017 at 12:19 pm

    Krall, you have God-given analysis and writing skills. Oh wait…it’s genetic.

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